Tutor: Owing money to the ATO is like owing money to the oldest, most organised mafia in the world.
Something a little different (via XKCD)
*A number of selected thesis titles*
Star Warts: The Effect Of Moonlight On Diurnal Salamander Biology
Zuckleberry Finn & The Great Internet Adventure: Social Networking and Business Futures
NomNomNomLOL: Teh Prevalence of Memes in Mod3rn Vernacular
Slashfic: Homosexuality in Horror Cinema.